Vanity Will Be Our Death

blackmagicpunks:

Someone asked to hear what I sounded like earlier.
Here you go.

life tip 114:

thefaultinourspoons:

don’t have a thigh gap, when kittens are sat on your lap they will fall through, and then face plant the floor.

pleasecornetobrazil:

pleasecornetobrazil:

im not high mom im just happy

happy i blazed that dank ass weed

lantanalives:

I just smoked for the first time in 3 days and I really miss feeling this high from splitting just a blunt and some roaches with a friend. this is pretty darn fabulous.

popularboyfriend:

when someone tells you “sorry haha i stopped listening”

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theodd1sout:

What I’ve been doing for the past week

http://i.imgur.com/yXppCBH.png

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute