Vanity Will Be Our Death
so much pussy

so much pussy

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.


did he find it on the map

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

did he find it on the map

lovesexdevotion:


That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

sup 4

thatenglishamericangirl:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

oh my GOD

TOO PERFECT

Reblog this if you’d hang out with your Tumblr friends if you ever met them in real life.

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTIONARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM